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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Nick And Vanessa Lachey Selling Encino Home For Millions - TMZ

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

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No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Sneaky Trade Idea: Heat Get Warriors Star In Deal That Nobody Could See Coming - Yahoo Sports

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Kevin Costner and ex-wife Christine Baumgartner keep their distance in awkward family reunion at son’s graduation - Page Six

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?