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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:50

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...